Crítica Portuguesa

Minstrel sings:

Bravely bold Sir Robin
Brought forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh, brave Sir Robin!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken!
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowls unplugged,
And his nostrils raked and his bottom burnt off,
And his penis--

Robin (interputing): That's...That's, uh... That's enough music for now, lads. It looks like there's dirty work afoot.

Minstrel: Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Robin: No!
Minstrel: Bravely ran away away...
Robin: I didn't!
Minstrel: When Danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled
Robin: No!!
Minstrel: Yes brave Sir Robin turned about
Robin: I didn't!
Minstrel: And gallantly chickened out..

Minstrel: Bravely bravely bravely bravely
Robin: I never did!
Minstrel: Bravely bravely bravely bravely
Robin: All lies!
Minstrel: Bravely bravely brave Sir Robin!
Robin: I never!

(Via Monty Python's Completely Useless Web Site e Público Última Hora)